will you stay, will you stay away forever?

parisian-catacombs:

nlmsbb:

prettieandsick:

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

realist shit I have ever read.

amanderzpartypoison:

questionromanova:

sgmakt:

1. Transformers Decepticon Ring

2. Be my player two?

3. Legend of Zelda Triforce Ring

4. D10 Ring

5. Matching Portal Engagement Ring Set

6. Tardis Ring

7. Tardis Box

8. Lightsaber Base Ring

9. Wall-E Ring Box

10. Star Trek Insignia Ring

My boyfriend better propose to me by giving me one of these. Instant marriage. I will say yes instantly.

I would instantly say yes

potterhead-bamf:

mizchiefmanaged:

nickvanduuren:

1.9 million notes :|

GET THIS TO 2 MILLION!

3 MILLION??!?!?!

LETS GET TO 3 MILLION!

I have never seen so many fucking notes… Why didn’t I THINK OF THIS!?

 MORE NOTES, COME ON PEOPLE! FUCKING REBLOG THIS!!!

omfg

yourroyalpenis:

hogwarts-house-traits:

HUFFLEPUFF:

RAVENCLAW:

GRYFFINDOR:

SLYTHERIN:

Slytherin, through and through.

always knew I was a Slytherin

spookyfied:

my idea of a perfect date:

you pick me up at 8 pm sharp. you arrive in a limo with a hot tub and we drive to a remote mountain  cottage. it must be snowy and all the trees will be decorated with christmas lights

we get out, you hand over the briefcase. it contains exactly 5 million dollars in cash. after checking the authenticity, we shake hands, i get back into the limo and drive off.

thesafestplaceforhiding:

just watched crazy, stupid, love…

what a crazy, stupid, pile of shit…

everythinngdope: