I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.
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“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”
Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.
JK Rowling knows her beans.
Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.
i love everything about this post
I love how dementors are synonymous to Umbridge. I agree with this completely.
This… is really amazing. I-… wow.
THIS IS AMAZING
1. Transformers Decepticon Ring
2. Be my player two?
3. Legend of Zelda Triforce Ring
4. D10 Ring
5. Matching Portal Engagement Ring Set
6. Tardis Ring
7. Tardis Box
8. Lightsaber Base Ring
9. Wall-E Ring Box
10. Star Trek Insignia Ring
My boyfriend better propose to me by giving me one of these. Instant marriage. I will say yes instantly.
I would instantly say yes
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1.9 million notes :|
GET THIS TO 2 MILLION!
LETS GET TO 3 MILLION!
I have never seen so many fucking notes… Why didn’t I THINK OF THIS!?
MORE NOTES, COME ON PEOPLE! FUCKING REBLOG THIS!!!
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Slytherin, through and through.
always knew I was a Slytherin
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my idea of a perfect date:
you pick me up at 8 pm sharp. you arrive in a limo with a hot tub and we drive to a remote mountain cottage. it must be snowy and all the trees will be decorated with christmas lights
we get out, you hand over the briefcase. it contains exactly 5 million dollars in cash. after checking the authenticity, we shake hands, i get back into the limo and drive off.
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just watched crazy, stupid, love…
what a crazy, stupid, pile of shit…
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